THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom,
how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
New Visitors To My Blog
Today I am very happy indeed. A few friends had visited my blog and I wish them WELCOME. My blog is actually not new, just that I have not been updating it due to my busy schedule. Besides I never told anyone about my blog and hence there wasn't a need to write much. However, now that I have readers, I shall try to update my blog as often as I can.
To start with, it is indeed a sad and trying time for all Malaysian as we see the recent demonstration or march that happened in KL. The sad part is that our Government is so determined to prevent such show of expression by the masses. However, it is also exciting because for once, people are voicing their unhappiness publicly about our judicial system, electoral system and being so called discriminated upon. I believe this is true democracy in the making. I guess only time will tell when the Government will listen to the cries of the people.
In many other countries worldwide, people are allowed to have street protest and strikes to demand for certain changes or rights to be recognized. Perhaps one day Malaysia will acknowledge that their people also have the rights to do the same. But this cannot be so unless the Government changes some of the laws such as ISA Act and Sedition Act. However, I only hope that such activities will be done peacefully and without violence. Let the people have the freedom of speech and rights to protest so that our nation will be seen as one which is willing to embrace criticism so that we can improve our nation's shortcomings. Let us also not forget that this nation's success was built by all races major or minor. We all contributed in making Malaysia what it is today.
I leave it to the rest of my readers to comment on what I have said. I might be wrong or being too negative but I am only voicing what is in my mind. Till my nest posting, I wish everyone a good weekend.
To start with, it is indeed a sad and trying time for all Malaysian as we see the recent demonstration or march that happened in KL. The sad part is that our Government is so determined to prevent such show of expression by the masses. However, it is also exciting because for once, people are voicing their unhappiness publicly about our judicial system, electoral system and being so called discriminated upon. I believe this is true democracy in the making. I guess only time will tell when the Government will listen to the cries of the people.
In many other countries worldwide, people are allowed to have street protest and strikes to demand for certain changes or rights to be recognized. Perhaps one day Malaysia will acknowledge that their people also have the rights to do the same. But this cannot be so unless the Government changes some of the laws such as ISA Act and Sedition Act. However, I only hope that such activities will be done peacefully and without violence. Let the people have the freedom of speech and rights to protest so that our nation will be seen as one which is willing to embrace criticism so that we can improve our nation's shortcomings. Let us also not forget that this nation's success was built by all races major or minor. We all contributed in making Malaysia what it is today.
I leave it to the rest of my readers to comment on what I have said. I might be wrong or being too negative but I am only voicing what is in my mind. Till my nest posting, I wish everyone a good weekend.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
XIAO PAI MY DOG
Hi everyone. Today I am going to intorduce my dog named Xiao Pai (as you can see, he has white coat). He is a Maltese Breed and indeed very playful and lovely to have.Dogs are such funny creatures. Now matter how angry you are, they can often cheer you up when you see their faces. They are so loyal to mankind. Post comments if you wish.
I am trying to put more interesting articles into my blog and I think with practice my blog will be more interesting to read. Right now things are still very dry as I don't really know what to post. I don't really want to be too radical or say too much about politics etc. Might get myself into trouble la! Bye for now.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Brain Power... Lets See How Good You Are?
Only great minds can read this
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Ayawls... Ken
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Ayawls... Ken
IT'S ELECTION TIME AGAIN!
Well if you read the news today, our Election Commission Chairman already knows the date for the coming election. However, he's not telling but said that ample warnings have been given that polls is just around the corner. I am wondering here....
What's the big deal about giving out the date sooner?
Why is the Government so concern about keeping this date secret?
The answer is obvious... To give BN the upper hand and to ensure that oppositions are kept in the dark for as long as possible.
Is this a transparent system?
I think not. But then again this is just an opinion from a lay person. If the march by 40,000 people cannot make any difference, then perhaps only 400,000 will do it. However, that is still not considered as the majority but minority since Malaysia has over 20 million people.
What's the big deal about giving out the date sooner?
Why is the Government so concern about keeping this date secret?
The answer is obvious... To give BN the upper hand and to ensure that oppositions are kept in the dark for as long as possible.
Is this a transparent system?
I think not. But then again this is just an opinion from a lay person. If the march by 40,000 people cannot make any difference, then perhaps only 400,000 will do it. However, that is still not considered as the majority but minority since Malaysia has over 20 million people.
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