Merry Christmas

With Christmas just around the corner, we decided to set up our Christmas tree last night. We actually went to MJC to buy our Christmas tree since it is considered to be a bargain center. True enough the tree only cost us RM59.00. The price ranges between RM16.00 all the way up to RM200.00. We thought the RM59.00 tree looks good enough and decided to get it. It came with some "built in" pine cones!

Well, after that it was time to pick out the decorations. By the time we finished with our purchase, we ended up paying RM156.00. So the moral of the story is, "Pick your deco in moderation". Yes that's right, we went overboard with the deco. There were just too many things to choose from. You will end up saying to yourself, "Must Buy This & Must Buy That". we had earlier on budgeted RM100 only and later on we thought what the heck.... only once a year!



So there you have it, a closeup version of our Christmas tree. It is not the best in the world but I guess that will have to do for this year.



But every wondered what a tropical Christmas tree should have? A butterfly! That's right, we thought since we don't have snow to celebrate a white Christmas, we might as well have some butterflies. After all, who ever said we have to follow western tradition.



Since we have already set up the tree and yet to wrap our presents, it was only fitting to temporarily place a few things under the tree. So we ended up putting some stuff toys to fill the space.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance from me and I hope you all will have a wonderful time spending it with your loved ones.

Stiff Drink, Anybody?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin (My-cock-is-floppin). Also considered were Mycoxafailin (My-cock-is-failin), Mydixadrupin (My-dick-is-droopin), Mydixarizin (My-dick-is-risin), Dixafix (Dicks-a-fix), and of course, Ibepokin (I-be-pokin).

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

May your days be filled with Good Health, Love & Joy...enjoy!

A Little Laughter A Day!

Well since I have no specific topics for today, I thought I would share a few jokes on the net for everyone.


President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton".

"What bad things did you do on Earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn't hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' Don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering but don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."


Someone died playing golf
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."


An extremely loyal fan
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."


What's on your back?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."